Thu 14 Aug 2008
Last night I was sitting around and started thinking about how much I’d like to see the episode of Wife Swap with that crazy “Christian warrior” lady. Thanks to Youtube, we can all bask in the insanity once again.
::sigh:: This is what TV should be like all the time. Talk about entertainment!
Wed 6 Aug 2008
24 die in road accident
Twenty-four people died when a lorry they were traveling in overturned and landed in a ditch in Mzimba on Monday night. They were all members of “Christians of Last Church.”
Here are 24 more cases of a supernatural god that can potentially intervene in the lives of his believers, but chooses not to.
If you’re playing along at home, that makes 51 total dead since we’ve been asking, “Where Was God,” and that is just the reported incidents that we’ve come across!
Thu 24 Jul 2008
So Carmen used to be an “edgy” Christian musician who made “whitey funk” music. I ran across this music video on Godtube, and had to post it. This is pretty ridiculous!
Thu 17 Jul 2008
Local Teen Dies in Camp Accident
While I usually hate to post these things back-to-back, I couldn’t let this one slide.
A 15 year old boy died while attending a summer church camp at Cedarville University near Dayton, OH. From the report, it seems that the boy was participating in a sumo-wrestling game, involving an inflatable ring, during recreation time at the camp. While attempting a 3-foot fall/tackle, he fell on his head and died.
Where was god in all of this? This boy was attending a Christian church camp. An all-powerful god could have done any number of things to prevent this boy’s death. God could have temporarily reinforced the boys skeleton, for instance. Where is the miracle working power of the Christian god?
Wed 16 Jul 2008
40 Die After Deliverance Prayer
You really, really need to click the link above and read this story. It’s pretty nuts!
Basically, 40 church members from Deeper Life Bible Church, in Nigeria, got together for a deliverance prayer at one of the member’s houses because it was claimed that the house was under “spiritual attack.” After about 3 hours of prayer, a “mighty wind” came into the house and tossed the people around, making them collapse against each other. When the dead were found, they were stinking and infested with maggots. This article is a bit strange, though, because the headline cites 40 dead, while the content itself cites 20. Whatever the count, autopsies are being performed to find out what really killed these people.
Personally, I don’t need an autopsy. This is obviously proof that a god exists, and that he hates praying Nigerians!
Mon 14 Jul 2008
Beatles a Christian band? Lennon ‘big fan’ of Jesus
Newly unearthed interview reveals John’s surprising thoughts on faith.
Here’s a tip to any of you crazy Christian “journalists” out there who obviously have to meet really unreasonable deadlines so much that you have to dig up make believe bullshit all the time. Wait… you’re Christian, so that means you’re spouting make believe bullshit anyway, but that’s beside the point. If you’re going to take an old quote from an old interview by an artist and attribute it to their entire career, it might be a good idea to know more about their music catalog than one single song. Let’s just clear this all up by citing John Lennon’s song “God,” written later in his carrer, in 1970:
God is a concept,
By which we can measure,
Our pain,
I’ll say it again,
God is a concept,
By which we can measure,
Our pain,
I don’t believe in magic,
I don’t believe in I-ching,
I don’t believe in bible,
I don’t believe in tarot,
I don’t believe in Hitler,
I don’t believe in Jesus,
I don’t believe in Kennedy,
I don’t believe in Buddha,
I don’t believe in mantra,
I don’t believe in Gita,
I don’t believe in yoga,
I don’t believe in kings,
I don’t believe in Elvis,
I don’t believe in Zimmerman,
I don’t believe in Beatles,
I just believe in me,
Yoko and me,
And that’s reality.
The dream is over,
What can I say?
The dream is over,
Yesterday,
I was dreamweaver,
But now I’m reborn,
I was the walrus,
But now I’m John,
And so dear friends,
You just have to carry on,
The dream is over.
Yeah, so fuck off Worldnet Daily.
I do understand though, why it would be wholly appealing to try and claim the Beatles for Christianity. First, the Beatles, as a secular rock & roll band, probably did more to hurt Christianity than any of the hardcore/death metal folks out there. The ridiculous protests after John’s famous “we’re more popular than Jesus” statement showed the mindless cult of Christianity to be nothing more than scared children that need to burn and destroy everything that they stand against. Secondly, it’s a known fact that Christian music is almost beneath human standards of listening. Specifically, most Christian “Rock & Roll” amounts to watered down, regurgitated riffs, stolen from the secular music world and rearranged, so that it can be pleasant to the ears of god, and pre-teens who haven’t been thoroughly ridiculed enough by their friends who listen to good music.
P.S. - when Christianity is dead and gone, considered a silly, mythical religion… people will still love Helter Skelter!
Wed 2 Jul 2008
Tire Demon Attacks Car - http://christianblogs.christianet.com/1214563100.htm
“I was driving my car and minding my own business and then my car tire pooped. This made me late for work and then my boss fussed at me. Was it a tire demon trying to mess up my day?”
This just made me giggle. In fact, I think I’d giggle anytime I hear about tires pooping! Also, the comment thread for the blog post linked above is pretty sweet!
Mon 30 Jun 2008
Church bus in crash, more than 20 hurt
It just really seems like there isn’t an all-powerful god in heaven who watches over his followers, doesn’t it?!? Perhaps god has a problem stopping steel constructed vehicles, much like his weakness to iron!
Wed 25 Jun 2008
We at goingchurching.com now present, for your viewing pleasure, a bunch of uber-white kids doing a ridiculous dance to a Christian rap song entitled, “Crank Dat Holy Ghost.” God, I’m glad this is on the internet, so that these kids can be ashamed of themselves as adults.
Fri 6 Jun 2008
If you haven’t heard of Godtube, it’s the Christian, copy-cat, rip-off of Youtube. I figured that this would be a great place to find really crazy Christians, doing really crazy things. Well, I figured correctly. Now, for your viewing pleasure, Creepy Dancing Lady! (notice how her glasses magically appear at about 40 seconds in… CREEPY!)
