You Can Tell A Lot About A Pusher By What They’re Trying To Push.
Oh… if only Christians were polytheistic! I would love to hear tales of epic battles upon the great mountain of time between the patriotically stong, yet pseudo-modest fiscal management powers of Reaganeus, the god of Conservativism, and All-New Karate Chop Action, limited edition, Longevitus, the man-god avatar of 24K Goldesias, the goddess of worthless Bachelor’s degrees, cancer cures and cross-comparative life insurance quotes. Truly tales of legend they would be!Seriously, these ads were pulled from both sites after just a couple of minutes of browsing. All hail modern Christianity!
Praise be righteous capital gain!
Our sheep we will lead into thy lovely light.
Praise to the holy monetary increase!
With our minds and our devotion,
for it provideth all our needs.
