This is Dr. Jerry Johnston, and he is one piece of work.

Dr. Johnston is the pastor of First Family Church in Overland Park, Kansas. From the looks of it, FFC is not a mega-church yet, but soon will be with the current ability to broadcast worldwide in many different languages. Once you hear what Dr. Johnston and his ministry have to say, this will be a disturbing idea.

Tonight’s sermon was entitled, “Secrets of the Sabbatical Year.” This message is part of the video archives portion of the FFC website. Since this is the most current topic in the archives, I decided to review it first. You can view the sermon, in its entirety at the following link: http://www.ffc.org/media/Players/TV/JJ/JJ_TV_T06E062_LBL_1.html

If that doesn’t work, you can stream the file here:
mms://69.56.252.12/ffcod/TV/JJ/TV_JJ_T06E062_LBL_1.wmv

Dr. Johnston begins by telling us all that if we “got honest,” we would ask the following questions:

1) “Why have I not experienced God’s blessing in my life?”
2) “Why have I had such a challenge with my finances?”
3) “Why, in my life’s journey, have I not developed any net worth whatsoever?”

Can you guess the answer to all three of these questions? I bet you can. Personally, I sat dumbfounded, anxiously awaiting the answer, that would free me from the trials and tribulations of my “life’s journey.” The answer, my friends, is Jesus… well, Jesus and making sure that you give your money to the church. Don’t forget that second part. EVER.

Jerry goes on to tell us that to truly obtain the blessings of God in your life, and to dwell in the protection and provision that God can provide, you must understand 3 principles.

1) The land was a gift from God.
2) The land was to keep a Sabbath every 7th year.
3) If we disobey God’s command, we will lose his protection and provision for our needs.

I can imagine you are wondering what number 1 and 2 mean. If you listen to the sermon, you will find that Jerry is referencing the biblical promised land that was given to the Israelites when they were freed from the captivity of the Egyptians. Basically Dr. Johnston draws an analogy between the covenant of God and the Israelites for the promised land, and the covenant that the faithful are supposed to adhere to concerning God and their finances.

What is this covenant you ask? Basically, you are to tithe 10% of your total income to God. Dr. Johnston explains that tithe is not just required from one member of a family, but from any person who receives income. If you go to work, give 10% of your income to God. If your husband or wife works, they should give 10% of their income to God. If you receive a monetary gift, 10% of that should be given to God. See the pattern?

I think before we move on, there should be one major distinction that needs to be made. When you give your tithe to God, you are giving your money to the church. Let me repeat that. You are giving your money to the church. Your money does not magically go to heaven, where God blesses it and puts it in the Holy savings and loan to draw eternal interest. I’m sure no one is misunderstood in this fact, but allow me to tell you that much like water into wine, your money will magically be turned into a shiny new SUV, that the pastor of your church will drive up in one day. Now take a look at your commuter-class compact sedan, that has transmission trouble. Maybe you’re not living under the blessings of God? Maybe you should tithe more! March on slave mentality! Let’s continue.

As we move along in the sermon, we find out that the ability to make money is a gift from God. Not only that, but everything great about us is from God. Jerry tells us that constantly, he has great ideas, so many in fact that he keeps a notebook at all times on his person and beside his bed at night. Many of these ideas are beneficial to him, his family and the church. But here’s the kicker. Are these ideas spawned from the crafty mind of Dr. Jerry Johnston? No! They are God’s ideas, and they are given to Jerry by God! So why would anything that Jerry has to say, not be from God? Obviously, a sermon on tithing that is going to heavily increase the influx of monetary donation to Jerry’s religious organization has to come from God, doesn’t it? Think about that for a second.

Finally after all of the building up of the human spirit, by telling us that everything great about us is God breathed, and that we are mighty in the Lord, Jerry brings us back down. “If we disobey God’s command, we will lose his protection and provision for our needs.” Jerry tells us that there is no way that he would ever want to lose the protection and provision of God in his life, and he would never forsake that protection and provision in his children’s lives. Did you catch that? Oh yeah, he says it. Not only are you affecting your own life when you disobey the commandment to tithe, but you are affecting the lives of your family members.

And did you know that there is a devourer in this world that seeks to destroy your life? Indeed there is! Queue the violins and creaky doors! Just like the devourer of the fields, that plagued the agricultural survival of the farming infrastructure of the Israelites, there is a devourer that seeks to keep your life from being fruitful and blessed by God. All you have to do, to defeat this devourer, is accept Jesus into your life as your lord and savior… and… and… and… here it comes…………………… Begin to tithe!

Now, if you reference my last post, you will see that I like to keep the most absurd part of my review for the end. Jerry gives us a shining example of absurdity, that I now pass on to each of you. At the beginning of his sermon, right after Dr. Johnston presents principle 1, he turns to the camera and says the following:

“Let me say to those of you in the Middle East. The land of Israel is Israel’s land. It is not Hamas’ land. It is not Hezbollah’s land. It is the land of God, given to the Israelites, and all of us Christians understand that God’s covenant with Israel is an unerasable covenant.”

Tell me this. What does a fat, white man from Overland Park, Kansas know about the Middle East? What right does he have in the religio-politcal affairs of people half way around the world? He has no right, no right whatsoever. Jerry Johnston has been brainwashed by his own teachings. He actually believes that he can be a mouthpiece for an almighty creator and that his word, because it is given to him by God, is final. In the past I might say that anyone who falls for this type of charade, gets what they deserve, but I don’t believe that anymore. This is a manipulative form of mental slavery, that builds people up and tears them down, only to build them up and tear them down again, because they will never be worthy of the blessings of God. You may feel the blessings of God, but oh no, never be comfortable, because if you mess up, God will strip his blessings from your life in a heartbeat. And what is even worse, is that all of this is backed by a supernaturally absurd pyramid scheme that robs people of their hard-earned money, and gives them absolutely nothing in return other than more manipulative mental slavery and self-loathing to retribution run-around.

You are a charlatan “Dr.” Johnston, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

My rating of today’s performance: 3 halos. (because I had to pause the sermon 3 times to laugh and yell at how ridiculous it was)